maybe someday ill come back here
sorry i havent been on here at all in the past forever
its been around a year since i made this blog and i just want to thank all of you
every last freaky ass tentacled dongle mobster demon alien genderbent grimdark trickster whatever the fucks
all of you
for being the raddest people to have ever been begrudgingly associated with me
im being sincere here okay
i think im retiring this blog for a while
until i find reason to come back seeing as how my existence has been relatively angst free for the most part
ill probably be here tonight to wrap things up i guess
a viking funeral party for this blog i guess
i love all of you
I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE AN ASS WHO SHOULD BRING ME MORE BLANKETS. ALSO, YOU SHOULD BRUSH MY HAIR. IT'S A MESS.
thats not quite how i would talk to my significant other
id throw in more expletives
but yes dear i realize that
and how about tonight i give you a makeover
wow ok back the fuck up for a seconch
demon skull timelord?
you mean T)(AT GUY????
wow scratch everyfin i just said that doesnt sound coral or awesome at all
ugh im gonna beat the S)(IT outta that guy once i get a good army up
the skull assfuck
imagine him as a stepdad
thats what i have to deal with
I’m swooning in excitement here! My fair maiden heart is all aflutter at this chance to talk to the downright coolest of the kids!! I’m going to set sail afloat the sea of everyone else drooling aboard the SS Coolkid, and ride off into the sunset!!!! >:O
It’s a good thing you were here to save me, Dave. What might have happened otherwise?
ghosts are the most likely course of events that could have taken place if i did not avert this crisis
call me egon i am the ghostbuster extraordinare
It is my final answer! Paradox space can do lots of things, Dave, but when it comes to rooting out Daves I am the best there is! >:O
you get a prize
that prize is talking to the absolute coolest dave around
i am the most dave of daves
dont listen to the others that say they are
because you know how we get
so just trust me
me equals cool
others equals drool
that actshoally sounds pretty awesome and neat ya know
dont leave me hanging buoy tell me what happened
well im part of this gang
like the time traveling mafia but not as italian or human
we go around robbing and pillaging all across paradox space for our boss
the demon skull timelord guy thing
and i guess im not a usual member of the gang in other timelines and they took me away from my timeline when i was a little tyke
but thats besides the point
the point is that for a few weeks ive been on an absolute kneecap breaking bank robbing heartbreaking rampage
mad loot yo
You are caught off guard, despite seeing him do this before. Your head jolts up in alarm and you’re already reaching for your deck when you see that it’s just Dave, flinching a little as the green sparks around him. Your hands are lowered, and you grin sheepishly, going back to messing around with your laptop, until you can swivel it in his direction to show him the Avengers main screen.
“I hope you like superheroes.” You tell him, grinning again as you scoot to make room for him, patting the bed next to you. “Let’s talk about our nefarious and criminal lives while watching people do justice things.”
You pause, eyes going over him, assessing him as you wait for him to join you. “You look like crap.” You helpfully add, smiling sweetly.
Better than looking like you, dear.
You almost smile at your retort. From behind your shades you can see her eyes shifting and darting at your appearance. Truth be told, you lost your favorite jacket a few weeks ago. You have been in what you consider streetwear since then. Streetwear is, of course, a pair of green slacks with an obnoxiously out of date pair of suspenders clipped to it, accompanied with a dress shirt. Lord knows where your bowtie is. Her motioning to sit by her side snaps you out of it, and you plop yourself down on the bed.
Superheroes. Like, from the comics? Those things?
You’re still not too apt to “normal” things.
Your humor is inscrutable and I do not always understand it but I am going to assume it is just because you have ascended to unprecedented God Tiers of cool. >:]
But I can read your blog and it says your name is Dave! So you have been found out!!!
is that your final answer
consider the wonders of paradox space
and by wonders i mean mindfuckingness and also weird cloning
then state your answer
No, you’re not going to do that. You’re wearing jeans and a T-Shirt and you even brushed your hair at some point in the day, your body is as ready as you feel like being.
You prepare the rest of your room. You don’t actually use this room a lot—You store your shit from Mordor here, clothes and valuables. That means it’s pretty much completely clean already. You toss the plate of slightly soggy nuggets that are a stable of your inept diet onto the bed, and then get to work on popping your Avengers DVD into your laptop.
He’ll like to watch Avengers, right?? Who didn’t like the Avengers???
In an entrance best kept for a fighting scene in some ridiculous childhood anime, you rip yourself through timelines until you arrive right at the foot of the bed in this unfamiliar room. You are looking a bit more haggard than you’d care to admit, your blonde hair almost shaggy. Almost. You managed to find a brush before you left. Your skin is somehow even more pale than usual. If you didn’t hold yourself with such properness, you could be called looking like a loser shut-in. Which you were, in all honesty. Nobody had to know, though. Stomping out a few crackling green embers that came through with you, your head turns to the noise of a familiar girl messing around with a DVD player.
Howdy howdy, miss. Been a long time, hasn’t it?
1M ST4Y1NG W1TH 4 FR13ND BUT
1M S4V1NG UP FOR MY OWN HOUS3!! 1TS GO1NG TO B3 4W3SOM3
1LL H4V3 4 POOL 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG
WH4T DO YOU N33D C4SH FOR
BUT Y34H OK4Y NUGG3TS 1 W1LL B3 W41T1NG FOR YOU
to buy damn chinese food with dude
no way am i letting you spend your own blood money
especially if youre saving it for your own den of sin