id0ntwantt0behere:

im bein vague

d0nt w0rry ab0ut it, it isnt y0u

well no shit

do i look like some ratchet ass child to you

maybe someday ill come back here 

maybe

((I’m at ghostdrool at the moment. I’m always up for roleplaying over a chat client, and I guess I post neato things?

Anyhoo, bug me there if y’all ever really need me.

OuO))

innsmoutheridan replied to your post: hey folks sorry i havent been on here at all in…

hrmph dont deactivvate just in case you wwanna come back

thats the idea

slash what ive been doing the past few months

should i post contact info in case anyone wants to shoot the shit

hey folks

sorry i havent been on here at all in the past forever 

its been around a year since i made this blog and i just want to thank all of you

every last freaky ass tentacled dongle mobster demon alien genderbent grimdark trickster whatever the fucks 

all of you

for being the raddest people to have ever been begrudgingly associated with me

im being sincere here okay

i think im retiring this blog for a while

until i find reason to come back seeing as how my existence has been relatively angst free for the most part

ill probably be here tonight to wrap things up i guess

a viking funeral party for this blog i guess

i love all of you

ollies outtie 

thats not quite how i would talk to my significant other

id throw in more expletives

but yes dear i realize that

and how about tonight i give you a makeover

themeenahcaste:

wow ok back the fuck up for a seconch

demon skull timelord?

you mean T)(AT GUY????

wow scratch everyfin i just said that doesnt sound coral or awesome at all

ugh im gonna beat the S)(IT outta that guy once i get a good army up

yep

the skull assfuck

imagine him as a stepdad

or steplusus

whatever

thats what i have to deal with

(Source: toolishgreensuit)

murdockmademoiselle:

Oh man!!!!

I’m swooning in excitement here!  My fair maiden heart is all aflutter at this chance to talk to the downright coolest of the kids!!  I’m going to set sail afloat the sea of everyone else drooling aboard the SS Coolkid, and ride off into the sunset!!!! >:O

It’s a good thing you were here to save me, Dave.  What might have happened otherwise?

probably ghosts

ghosts are the most likely course of events that could have taken place if i did not avert this crisis

call me egon i am the ghostbuster extraordinare 

murdockmademoiselle:

It is my final answer!  Paradox space can do lots of things, Dave, but when it comes to rooting out Daves I am the best there is! >:O

well congratulations 

you get a prize

that prize is talking to the absolute coolest dave around 

like

i am the most dave of daves

dont listen to the others that say they are

because you know how we get

so just trust me

me equals cool

others equals drool

themeenahcaste:

that actshoally sounds pretty awesome and neat ya know

dont leave me hanging buoy tell me what happened 

well im part of this gang

like the time traveling mafia but not as italian or human

we go around robbing and pillaging all across paradox space for our boss

the demon skull timelord guy thing

and i guess im not a usual member of the gang in other timelines and they took me away from my timeline when i was a little tyke

but thats besides the point

the point is that for a few weeks ive been on an absolute kneecap breaking bank robbing heartbreaking rampage 

mad loot yo

(Source: toolishgreensuit)

ascendedpoltergeist:

You are caught off guard, despite seeing him do this before. Your head jolts up in alarm and you’re already reaching for your deck when you see that it’s just Dave, flinching a little as the green sparks around him. Your hands are lowered, and you grin sheepishly, going back to messing around with your laptop, until you can swivel it in his direction to show him the Avengers main screen.

“I hope you like superheroes.” You tell him, grinning again as you scoot to make room for him, patting the bed next to you. “Let’s talk about our nefarious and criminal lives while watching people do justice things.”

You pause, eyes going over him, assessing him as you wait for him to join you. “You look like crap.” You helpfully add, smiling sweetly. 

Better than looking like you, dear. 

You almost smile at your retort. From behind your shades you can see her eyes shifting and darting at your appearance. Truth be told, you lost your favorite jacket a few weeks ago. You have been in what you consider streetwear since then. Streetwear is, of course, a pair of green slacks with an obnoxiously out of date pair of suspenders clipped to it, accompanied with a dress shirt. Lord knows where your bowtie is. Her motioning to sit by her side snaps you out of it, and you plop yourself down on the bed. 

Superheroes. Like, from the comics? Those things?

You’re still not too apt to “normal” things.

murdockmademoiselle:

Dave!!!!

Your humor is inscrutable and I do not always understand it but I am going to assume it is just because you have ascended to unprecedented God Tiers of cool. >:]

But I can read your blog and it says your name is Dave!  So you have been found out!!!

is that your final answer

consider the wonders of paradox space

and by wonders i mean mindfuckingness and also weird cloning 

then state your answer 

ascendedpoltergeist:

No, you’re not going to do that. You’re wearing jeans and a T-Shirt and you even brushed your hair at some point in the day, your body is as ready as you feel like being. 

You prepare the rest of your room. You don’t actually use this room a lot—You store your shit from Mordor here, clothes and valuables. That means it’s pretty much completely clean already. You toss the plate of slightly soggy nuggets that are a stable of your inept diet onto the bed, and then get to work on popping your Avengers DVD into your laptop.

He’ll like to watch Avengers, right?? Who didn’t like the Avengers???

In an entrance best kept for a fighting scene in some ridiculous childhood anime, you rip yourself through timelines until you arrive right at the foot of the bed in this unfamiliar room. You are looking a bit more haggard than you’d care to admit, your blonde hair almost shaggy. Almost. You managed to find a brush before you left. Your skin is somehow even more pale than usual. If you didn’t hold yourself with such properness, you could be called looking like a loser shut-in. Which you were, in all honesty. Nobody had to know, though. Stomping out a few crackling green embers that came through with you, your head turns to the noise of a familiar girl messing around with a DVD player.

Howdy howdy, miss. Been a long time, hasn’t it?

murdockmademoiselle:

toolishgreensuit started following you

Heeeeyyy!!!!

Whoa, is that you, Dave? >:?????

i am actually a skeleton

boo

i am scary and not at all dave

ascendedpoltergeist:

1M ST4Y1NG W1TH 4 FR13ND BUT

1M S4V1NG UP FOR MY OWN HOUS3!! 1TS GO1NG TO B3 4W3SOM3

1LL H4V3 4 POOL 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG

WH4T DO YOU N33D C4SH FOR 

BUT Y34H OK4Y NUGG3TS 1 W1LL B3 W41T1NG FOR YOU

to buy damn chinese food with dude

no way am i letting you spend your own blood money

especially if youre saving it for your own den of sin

(Source: toolishgreensuit)